gorgonize

To have a paralyzing or stupefying effect on
To stare at with a petrifying look

Izzy asked Sol why he was willing to take us. She gave him a look that would gorgonize.

by st-kay January 26, 2013

Gorgonite

A race of creatures that were created in the movie "Small Soldiers". They are the protagonists in the movie along with Adam. They fight the commando elite led by Major Chip Hazard. Their leader is Archer.

Archer: I am archer emmissary of the Gorgintes.
Random Gorgonite: You are our leader. lets go to Gorgon.
Archer: Shut up, slave.

by youpoopalot February 27, 2009

Gordonize

To attempt to improve something that doesn't need improving and succeeding in making it less useful.

Coca-Cola gordonized their flavour back in the 1980's.

by Andew Gardner March 7, 2008

Goodbye Parakeet, Goodnite My Sista

The title of the second volume in Kubo Tite's Bleach manga.

Goodbye Parakeet, Goodnite My Sista features Kuchiki Rukia on the cover.

by SuperShooter! January 23, 2005

Godomite

A practitioner of the most grave and foul of sins: Godomy... Which is to say, of course, someone who's become so deliriously happy with having god up their own ass that they try to forcibly shove god up your ass as well.

This is distinct from someone who tries to shove a non-deitic imaginary being up your ass... The proper term for that sort of person is "demented ass-freak". You can keep the specifics clear with this handy rule of thumb: Remember... All godomites are demented ass-freaks, but not all demented ass-freaks are godomites.

Anyone currently living in the US will recognize this one right away, but probably assume it refers only to radical christians. Actually it means anyone who tries to forcibly shove any deitic being up your ass.

Preacher Bob: Do you know JC? Lemme tell you about JC! JC is so wonderful, he can walk on water! JC died for your sins! I -love- JC, he's the best. Everything is better with JC! What would JC do? No JC, no peace - Know JC, know peace! Have you accepted JC as your personal dominatrix... -er- ...I mean "savior"! heh... Silly me.
Healthy person: Eeek!! Godomite! Get away from me!

by Honor January 20, 2006

Gordonade

A delicious drink made from one named Gordon. The drink may taste salty or even have a hint of pineapple flavour involved.

FRIEND -So Emma you do anything last night with Gordon?
EMMA - No not really, I was really dehydrated so I just had some Gordonade.

by snc237 July 30, 2017

Gordonstoun

A British boarding school full of toffs with sticks up their ass and a huge ego because a couple of royal cunts went there.

-Have you heard of that boarding school in Scotland, Gordonstoun?

-Yeah, it’s shit.

by drowninabucket April 7, 2019