Gordon

1. An extremely sexually orientated type of person

2. Can also be referred to as quite a nerdy person.

1. Girl: I knew him for 10 mins before he tried to come onto me.
Girl 2: Jeeze he's such a Gordon.

2. Girl: I was there for 3 hours but he played WoW the whole time.
Girl 2: Jeeze what a Gordon.

by Spaface July 21, 2009

Gordon

A man who is trying to locate the lamb sauce.

The second his mother left, Gordon ran to his computer in attempt to locate the lamb sauce.

by Zak Zekeman February 27, 2017

Gordon

When someone continuously steals someone else's lines and claims them as their own, even if they have no clue what it means.

Also can be referred to someone who takes breaks during sex.

Guy: "Yeah that movie last night was BITCHIN'"
Girl (later on in the day): Have you seen my new bleached hair? It's BITCHIN'!!!
Guy (to his friend): She just Gordoned me! If that cunt steals one more of my lines I'm going to run her over.

Girl: That guy is such a BAMF...
Girl 2: What's a BAMF????
(Everyone laughs at her)
(Later in the day)
Girl 2: OMG my dog is such a BAMF!!
Guy: Do you know what the fuck your saying? *Slaps her*
Guy (to his friend): That's what happens when you Gordon someone....you get slapped

Guy: I don't know what happened man, we were doing it and all of sudden she needed a break...
Guy 2: Ha Ha you just got Gordoned!

by captainobvious1984 December 25, 2007

Gordon

Gordon is one of the best hall monitors at Harbord Collegiate Institute. He is super friendly and gets along with everyone.

Student:Today Gordon helped me carry my bio project up the stairs.
He so nice, isn't he?
Other Student: Damn Right He Is!!!!!!!!!!!

by CockSucker6996 April 11, 2019

Gordon

Another word for a can of beer.

"Jeremiah you wont believe it! I've drunken three Gordons in a night! Hehe."

by georgeyboy1 February 26, 2008

Gordon

an avoirdupois unit of weight equal to seven baby seals (4,20.0 kg), divided into three men, used for ordinary commerce.

Mark: "Man, I just took the shit of a lifetime. I feel three Gordons lighter.

by Soulja Boyz October 16, 2008

Gordon

A guy who is pansexual and a drag queen.
Typically likes animes such as tokyo ghoul and seven deadly sins.

Jim: *points to another guy* he's a Gordon.
Paul: i know right?!?!?!?
The Gordon in question who speaks in a normal voice but uses ectreme hand jestures: damn right honey, i'm so queer i can't walk straight.

by Seventh_deadly_sin December 4, 2018