goosefight

n. Disorganised skuffle between two angry but untrained foes.

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The Ukrainian war has turned into a real goosefight.

by gnostic3 May 5, 2022

Googlighting Stranger

A sexual act so perverse and so vile, consisting of sitting on your hand until it is numb and, forthwith without explanation, performing random operations on one's genitals that one must google the definition and instruction set for.

Brandon: "Dude did you hear? Roger mastered the 'Googlighting Stranger' last night."
Caleb: "The Googlighting Stranger? What the hell is that?"
Brandon: "It's constantly changing bro. Only a true master of the bating kind who never gets laid can master it."
Caleb: "Damn man, I guess Roger's been a little short on chicks lately. I guess I'll google it tonight."

by Nytiscyce May 1, 2012

Goonlighter

Someone who makes you think you’ll get laid but really just goons you

He took me home last night and I was so excited but he just edged me all night, what a Goonlighter

by Goonlighter June 19, 2025

Goonlighting

Like gaslighing but only works when aroused

I hate when someone is goonlighting

by DaringTodayAreWe October 19, 2025

Ghostlight

A portmanteau of "ghost" and "gaslight". To completely ignore and deny that something ever happened.

"When we asked the politician about his tax evasion charges, he just ghostlighted us by saying that it never happened, and then completely ignored us."

by Chicago Faucet November 3, 2025