Godstruck

When God fulfill's your prayer & request to have Him intervene on the matters of dealing justly & swift to those who have done you wrong & therefore deserve punishment.

I am not even trippin' cuz they'll get Godstruck soon enough

by VENGEANCE 101 October 31, 2022

Goottucker

when you be pushin made tongue up ya bitches ass until it starts to bleed!

while giving my sister a goottucker, I contracted oral herpes

by Shirly Nuts Uckergood December 14, 2008

Goontroconvulsive Therapy

Goontroconvulsive therapy or goontroshock therapy is a psychiatric treatment where goontosis is metaphysically induced by flashing terabytes of adult film content through a brain computer interface all in a moments time sending them into a seizure like state. The device contains a chip and electrode arrays of more than 1,000 superthin, flexible conductors that can transfer however much data you want in mere seconds.

I heard Jeremy went and got some goontroconvulsive therapy work done. I don’t notice much of a difference in his personality or anything strange, although he does seem slightly happier. I ought’ to try it sometime Tom... You’ve heard of goontroconvulsive therapy, have you not?

by GalaxySniffer420 February 20, 2024

goonbuck

type of currency relating to gooning

"how many goonbucks does it take for a goonberry bug to get into goonland?"

"it takes 4 goonbucks to get into goonland"

by goonin giddy May 12, 2024

GoodTrueKind

GoodTrueKind / GoodTruthKindness is a cover statement used by pedophiles to obscure the true meaning of GTK. The moment they see you discussing the true meaning of GTK, they will respond by angrily claiming that GTK stands for GoodTrueKind or GoodTruthKindness. Do not be fooled by this falsehood, and do not be lured into a false sense of comfort with these people. Anybody telling you to be GTK / GoodTrueKind is trying to tell you to GoonToKids, GroomThoseKids, GentlyTouchKids or any of the other actual definitions and that is unacceptable. Do Not associate with those people.

"Remember to be GTK" -Stephen Tran
"No dude, that's sick!"
"GTK stands for GoodTrueKind"
"You can't fool me, you sick pedo fuck"

by TheProfit Shekelstein August 13, 2025

GoonerCuckold

A husband that goons so fuckin much that his wife leaves him for a sigma male

Your dads a dweeb, and a GoonerCuckold

by JelqingGooner69 July 2, 2025