goonwhore

Someone who eats an excess of 20 crab rangoons after making out on Coogan's Dance Floor.

Not only did Erin make out with that random dude on the dance floor, but that goonwhore ate the New Hong Kong dry.

by Giggity Goo May 30, 2006

gooncoon

A big, dumb black man hired to rough someone up.

A member of the Something Awful forums that happens to be black.

Chip: "Any word from that gooncoon we hired to take care of Ricky?"
Micky: "If you want it done right he oughta be white."

goon1: "i think hiphopmix101 is black."
goon2: "omgz are you telling me we have a gooncoon infestation!?"

by Butts Russell April 28, 2009

Goncho

One below a Poncho.
Two below a Honcho.

Awww man.. I'm only a Goncho!
or
No Gonchos allowed here, come with your Poncho!

by Samuel G May 12, 2007

goonchuck

Someone who uses his weiner for a brain

How did that hammer work on the toilet? Brett you are such a goonchuck

by Sampson Barton January 11, 2008

Goncho

When you take a huge hit off of a joint, blunt, bong, bowl, etc. to the point where you cough uncontrollably. You can feel a goncho hit when when smoking out of a bong as the back of your throat starts burning before you pull the slide.

"Dude, just take a goncho rip off of that and pass it back"

"Hey Tyler, you wanna get gonchoed before the steelers game?"

by The Notorious D.A.N. January 23, 2009

goonch

a catfish that is found in the foot hills of the Himalayas they can grow up to 12 ft and are able to swallow a man howl

an Indian man was confirmed swallowed by a goonch

by midnight-L7 August 20, 2010

Gooncheese .

Meaning idiot , Mainly a cross between a Nobcheese and a goon . Mainly used around the Romford area .

idiotweirdnobcheesegoonGooncheese .

by Essex♥ November 5, 2009