While the goonch normally presents itself in the shape of a giant, maneating catfish located in the in the Great Kali River running between India and Nepal, it is actually the all powerful ruler of the universe. The goonch rules the world through his army of cave demons led by his right hand man, Oliver twist. The goonch punishes those who refuse to acknowledge his power by following his fallen angle bobby hall, who, though despite his efforts, cannot win a championship. The goonches arch enemy is m.nightshamilong, who ,through his use of countless twists, has evaded the goonch. The goonch requires followers to strike down the non believers and bring justice to the universe.

Dude, I sacrificed to the goonch and kicked everyones' ass. He is the true diety of the universe

The goonch by Samyall&robs March 8, 2011

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slum goonch

Slum Goonch is an American word and it basically means a ghetto killer fish. "Slum" means ghetto and "Goonch" is a type of killer fish. So slum Goonch means a ghetto killer fish. That is also my snapchat nickname for all my friends.😁Well the ones that aren't sick of me yet.😂

Someone on snapchat says, "What do you want your snapchat nick name to be in my phone?" I say, "slum Goonch."

slum goonch by The SLUM GOONCH March 10, 2017

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Hotter than Satan's gooch

A term used when describing how hot and humid it is (most commonly used in Texas), compares the temperature of a room to the area between Satan's testicles and asshole

Guy 1 "We need to fix the AC unit, it's, like, 100 degrees in here!"
Guy 2 "I know, it's hotter than Satan's gooch in here!"

Hotter than Satan's gooch by KnightStormer2 April 26, 2015

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gonch monster

Slang term for an erect (penis) aka a (boner), a hyperbolic description of male human (genitals) or (genitalia).

Jim unexpectedly pulled out his gonch monster at the party causing a ruckus amongst the other partygoers.

gonch monster by datguyfrom77 March 9, 2020

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