goonch

a catfish that is found in the foot hills of the Himalayas they can grow up to 12 ft and are able to swallow a man howl

an Indian man was confirmed swallowed by a goonch

by midnight-L7 August 20, 2010

GOONCHING

This is the act of sticking your finger in the mouth of an inanimate object such as a sculpture or fish mount etc, and taking a pic and posting it on social media to elicit responses from people such as "Whats that?" or "your brave!". Post must include the single word Goonch somewhere.

Look at Munna over there goonching that largemouth bass mount on the wall. He is a definitely a master of the goonch

by plashado January 26, 2018

goonch

The sound a vagina makes when it is so loose that when the lips of the Vagina shut they make a clapping noise.

That poor woman had such bad goonch that it could be heard over the noise of the clapping crowd at the concert last night.

by David The Twin July 4, 2006

goonching

goonching is the act of trenching and gooning at the same time

bruh i was up genny goonching my shit to the chart

by trench2424 August 13, 2025

Goonched

Another word for getting high on weed. A synonym for getting "fucked up" or "stoned".

Person 1: Dude these edibles are hitting.

Person 2: Yo, we're so goonched.

by sevas444 February 1, 2021

goonch

teenage slang for vagina or pussy

"I'm going to Violet's house later" 'VIOLET, that whore, sheeeesh are you getting some goonch."

by bobo the angsty zebra June 8, 2021

Goonching

Goonching is where you violently rub your gooch until it burns and/or bleeds.

"Im going to go goonching at my grandpa's funeral later."

"Yo i goonched so hard last night my balls are making it chafe."

by GoonchMaster3000 May 8, 2025