Goonbag

A "Goonbag" is a large hairy mammal, similar to a walrus. It cannot bend at the knee without complaint and sings like a dying cat making love to a rhinoceros getting a prostate exam.
Ex. "Hey Goonbag! Happy birthday ya hairy bastard"
by Fuckuselbagus May 08, 2022
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Goonbag

A mixture of a funny person and a douchebag
Woah. I just met someone and they are the biggest goonbag that I have ever seen.
by Jeffery Duncan December 23, 2015
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The Goonbag

When you piss in a girl during sex. Then eat her out until she cums then squirts it back into your mouth. Re-creating the action of drinking from a goon bag.
Bro i tried “the goonbag” last night with my girl and it was so gross….but good at the same time you should try it.
by Aussie Jesus June 19, 2021
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Thinking you're cleaver makes you clever, but say it makes you even more clever and and and..... Bragging about yourself is just farting in a wine glass and smelling it. But I guess you just think it's clever....?
Go for the lose and get cranky ya old goonbag!
by Cracker_in....the_distance! October 22, 2023
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