A "Goonbag" is a large hairy mammal, similar to a walrus. It cannot bend at the knee without complaint and sings like a dying cat making love to a rhinoceros getting a prostate exam.
by Fuckuselbagus May 08, 2022
by Jeffery Duncan December 23, 2015
When you piss in a girl during sex. Then eat her out until she cums then squirts it back into your mouth. Re-creating the action of drinking from a goon bag.
Bro i tried “the goonbag” last night with my girl and it was so gross….but good at the same time you should try it.
by Aussie Jesus June 19, 2021
Thinking you're cleaver makes you clever, but say it makes you even more clever and and and..... Bragging about yourself is just farting in a wine glass and smelling it. But I guess you just think it's clever....?
by Cracker_in....the_distance! October 22, 2023