Goontard

Usually defines someone who has no physical impairment, but acts like a mental impairment exists or extreme gylcemic spike causing someone to spaz out.

Please stop acting like a total goontard.

by NotYourShelia December 31, 2014

goontard

a man who's mental abilities have declined to the point of retardation due to prolonged gooning

person 1: you need to stop gooning you cant even form a sentence you filthy goontard

person2: nahhh nahhahah uhhh yhhhhh

by goonmaster greg August 9, 2024

goonitar

Goonitar - a person who is at a constant rate of gooning. This person would usually be at the back of the class or at home gooning. Most common names are Chris

Chris stop gooning at the back of the class you goonitar

by Pegmeh April 15, 2024

goonatron

The ultimate machine for gooning people.

"Mods, Activate the goonatron!"

"No its the goonatron!"

by The One Who Goons November 28, 2024

Goontard

A Goontard is a person who goons regularly

You are such a Goontard

by Goontard69 December 26, 2024

Goontard

A person who is both a gooner and a retard.

Dude Isacc is such a goddamn goontard.

by Pro retard January 14, 2025

Goontard

An individual who does nothing but masturbate and the only thing they think about and discuss is sexual subjects.

Jimmy is such a Goontard all he talks is Sophie Rain

by Diddy's 23rd Tooth July 30, 2025