gooness

The female variation of the goon, defined as one of two things:

1. a stupid, awkward, tactless person
2. a redneck, roughneck, hoosier, or some variation thereof

Damn, man. You see that trailer park girl over there? She all done up like a gooness.

by Lil' Debbie July 31, 2009

Goobass

A retarded person usually interbreed with close family.

Look at that Goobass his sisters his mom.

by Jonmclain November 4, 2012

Gognass

Gognass - is a celebration which takes part in the famous Holiday of Christmas. It is similar to gogday, but instead, the God of Gorillas (gog) is wearing a Santa hat and has grown a beard! You are obliged to post monkey Santa on Reddit, Twitter, etc.

Khai: TODAY IS CHRISTMAS! CAN I HAVE PRESENTS?

Khai's mom: Yes, but it is also Gognass!

Khai: Thank you for reminding me mom!

by kiwikobab_owo December 21, 2020

GLONASS

Pronounced “glowin-ass” or colorq. “clown-ass”. Global Positioning System of the Russian Federation. Previously known as GLOBNASS.

I think GLONASS is tracking my farts.

by JayRDontCareNoMo December 21, 2022

goodasssub

Kanye West discord server full of retard moderators

Person 1: Yo you should join GoodAssSub
Person 2: no you shouldn't Orpheus likes children

by markerultraman July 11, 2024

Gooness

The lovable pudge on people and animals.

Also fat rolls.

"Look at all the gooness on your babies thighs!"
"Boy oh boy does your cat have alot of gooness in its primordial pouch."

by gocol January 20, 2024

GoodAssSub

Facist, stupid, and Freaky subreddit and discord
Virgin Capital basically

Hey, Dad I joined GoodAssSub! Dad? - Quincy

by hoodrat leader May 8, 2024