googlephilia

A term used to describe a fetish one has with anything that involves Google, especially Google maps. A googlephiliac treats Google like porn, with the common link being that men are highly stimulated by visual images. However instead of a sexual drive, the googlephiliac spends hours a day searching the site for useless knowledge and memorizing nearby locations.

Have you seen V-Dawg today?" "No, he's been locked up in his room all day because of his googlephilia.

by A-Dazzle0502 May 23, 2011

googleproof

A person who is unable to be found by googling their name.

I was trying to find out how to email "John Smith" but he is absolutely googleproof.

by David Bright Morning December 31, 2008

Googleperving

The act of looking up attractive women on Google.

I am a bit bored, I think I'll do some Googleperving.

by little al cpfc August 21, 2011

googleprick

Someone who snarkily tells you how EASY it was for them to find or do something by just "typing into a search for a few seconds" . . .usually AFTER you've done all the work.

While I took time getting comparison prices for the new system-- but that GOOGLEPRICK ran straight to the boss with his one-click instant answer and took all the damned credit. . .

by Marrach March 15, 2005

Googleplunken

The act of using Google Earth to travel the world, by dragging the "person" icon over the map of the globe or a region and dropping it randomly. The user then has access to Google Street View and can "travel" the area in question. The digital equivalent of spinning a globe and dropping one's finger randomly to choose a location.

Turning the corner into the Campo di Fiori, Jon said, "Hey, I think I've been here before!", to which Dana replied, "No, you must have seen it when you were Googleplunken."

by Googleplunker February 25, 2010

GooglePunked

The act of posting a status on Google+, waiting for people to like it, and changing it to something else.

Herp Derper- really loves Harry Potter

^69 people like this

*Change status*

Herp Derper- Like this if support communism and racism

^69 people like this

YOU GOT GOOGLEPUNKED!

by SYRSam July 15, 2011

googlesplain

When someone does some research on Google and tries to explain a difficult concept to an expert.

Actually, even though you have 3 PhDs in biology and immunology let me Googlesplain to how vaccines don't really work.

by RNJD June 5, 2018