google-fu

A more polite alternative to telling someone to JFGI.

Can be used as noun or verb, since it's not actually a real word.

THEM: Hey, what's the capitol of Iceland?
YOU: Why are you asking me? JFGI!
THEM: What? Whats JFGI?
THEM: . . .
THEM: Fuck you!
YOU: Sorry. Didn't mean to be rude.
THEM: No worries. Just tell me to google-fu it next time d00d.

by crazediam0nds December 7, 2011

Google-Fu

The only type of martial arts a nerd can get a blackbelt in. These masters have a godlike ability to find any information at the drop of a hat. This is also the first digital martial art ever made making it the digital equivalent to Grappling the oldest known martial art (3000 bc), not Kalaripayattu (2000 bc)

Boy: Check out my google-fu
Friend: Sweet show me some moves
Boy: Okay come to my computer real quick

by Cereal Killer Bitch May 9, 2021

Crouching google-fu double hands fickle toaster

The act or manuever of using two hands to hold a mouse whilst selecting an option that will cause catastrophic failure if misclicked by a fracton of an inch.

Careful! Use the crouching google-fu double hands fickle toaster move to delete that system file!!!

by Network Ninja June 30, 2011

Google Fuckery

When another person is able to locate information on Google that you had trouble finding

Dude, Jeremy got the links you were searching for all night!
Damn, that's some google fuckery

by PublicVoidStart April 26, 2022

Google Fucked

When the directions you've downloaded from Google are wrong and you don't end up at the desired destination.

Dude, I totally would have been here on time except that I got google fucked.

by DPMistress March 2, 2009

google fuel

An article or web page that is likely to inspire many Google searches.

I read that Wikipedia article last night and it gave me loads of Google fuel!

by Fenix242 April 1, 2011

google-fuck

To maniacally search for something or someone on the internet. Can also include internet stalking of a celebrity or popular person. Obsessive Internet Research.

I met Brian last night, but we didn't talk much, so I google-fucked him later to find out more about him.

I enjoyed this song from an obscure movie, so I google-fucked the soundtrack till I found a site where I could download the song for free.

by emdpatrice November 2, 2007