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goof dick

One who cannot function properly in social situations.
Not only is Ted a dumb mother fucker, but the goof dick cannot control himself. It's no wonder he can't get laid in a morgue.
by Carl Pickens March 23, 2007
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Max Goof Day

Max Goof Day is on April 6th and every discord user must make their profile Max goof's profile that day and make their nickname max goof themed. They also must act like their nickname. If someone is max goof simp they act like they simp for max goof
It's Max Goof Day I love Max Goof.
by no_brain_naya April 6, 2021
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Goof Daks

The personification of having Goof (see Goof no 37.) in your undies (Daks) at any given point during a working day. Someone who is prone to 'Goofing' frequently is otherwise known as a "Goof Daks"
Josh was painting a joint the other day and he stunk to high heaven. Who? Old Goof Daks! Oh Goof Daks - he's a mad c*nt.
by JimmytheC December 15, 2010
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Goofdookie

On Halloween when you have a lot of candy and you are all hopped up on sugar, you make a pass at your best friend and you end up shaving each other.
"It was awkward when I goofdookied him so I figured I'll get him a case of beer to smooth things over."
by JDizzle21 February 15, 2022
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goofdukie

When you get really hammered, and the next thing you know you make a pass at your best friend. Next thing you know you're shaving each other naked
I hope things between Maria and I aren't awkward after last nights goofdukie...
by Thaas34 May 2, 2014
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Goofd

It's what you dun.
crazy dad: YOU DUN GOOFD NOW!
4chan: FONTSIZE 72 LOLGTFO
by Skylooooor July 24, 2010
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goofdouche

noun: one who acts completely and utterly retarded and pisses everybody off
Rob's obsession with quoting Christopher Walken and Tom Petty has his friends calling him a goofdouche.
by Los Olaz July 15, 2008
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