Gooching

Verb: to gooch - to emulate ones peers in a feeble attempt to further ones social standing

"That kid keeps gooching Dan and its starting to get on my tits"

That kid acts so goochy

by Allen Smith-Jones December 16, 2008

gooching

A lewd sexual act associated with "alternative" methods of payment by customers, to expensive hairdressers - normally both male.

This is a non-specific term that covers a whole range of sexual acts - provided they fall within the context of the above transaction.

In relation to a balding friend receiving expensive hair replacement therapy -

"He's "gooching" his way to a full head of hair."

by Mark Jones December 1, 2004

goochilingus

Somebody who is so Gucci, they can have all the cunni in the world...

Have you seen Max's new haircut? He's such a goochilingus

by Goochilingus April 7, 2015

gooching

An industry term for duct tape that entails the unintentional act of tearing off a piece of duct tape and having it accidentally sticking to itself.

The most prevalent duct tape error, this is guaranteed to render the piece of duct tape torn off useless, as attempts to correct the gooching only lead to further gooching and sometimes unintentional pundling.

"Dude, so gay. I had the perfect size piece of duct tape and I accidentally let it go with my left hand and it fell on itself, and now its stuck and useless."
"Fuck man. I know exactly what you mean. Gooching sucks so bad."

by RedMarker February 24, 2009

Gooching

When a male on male penis docking goes wrong and both penis end up pointing upwards with the end result of their gooch's touching

Father and son at the beach
"Hey dad why are thoes two males standing so close in the water"
"They are probably just gooching"

by urban worrior hero April 4, 2014

Gooching

Gooching is the acting of having sexual intercourse with someones sister out of spite , revenge or malice

"Did you hear Tony was gooching , Dave ! "

by PapiUzbleck January 25, 2020

Gooching

The act of putting illicit items (usually drugs) in your underwear and on your gooch in an effort to hide them. This is used because when pat down's are conducted the searcher is not allowed to frisk the genital area.

If you ever get caught smoking weed, gooching the weed will prevent them from finding it.

by whamola99 March 1, 2020