Goobermensch

The ideal man when it comes to being a funny and goofy little guy.

The goobermensch does not care if he gets made fun of, because it is funny.

by Horseshoe_Pete September 18, 2022

Goobering

The act of dipping your testicles into your lover's fecal matter.

Person #1: Yo dude i was slammin' my girl last night and she offered to let me try some goobering with her!

Person #2: Damn bruh, how was it?

Person #1: It was dank af, my nuts smelled for hours!

by AlwayLoading September 18, 2017

gontermaniac

One who is a fan of David Gonterman, in either a humorous or legitimate way.

"I love Davey-kins! I'm the #1 GONTERMANIAC!"
"Gonterman is goddamned insane, and the horrid quality of his work is so bad, it doubles over into good. I think that makes me a gontermaniac."

by Chainsaw Dudley April 7, 2003

Gooberballs

Prop. Name - How a drunk british lady defines Jake Gyllenhaal's (and, we asume, his sister Maggie's) last name.

"I swear to God you look like Jake Gooberballs!"

"Ey! That's Jake Gooberballs!"

by Mister Shinobi October 6, 2008

goobernatorial

(adj.) of or relating to a goober, dufus, or reject

I have a goobernatorial sister named Cynthia.

by Angela Brown May 15, 2005

Goobermensch

Under educated neo-nazi type who feels he (or she) is superior to others of different races or ethnic groups based on a misapplied and shaky grasp of the philosophy of Nietzsche.

"Allright you goobermensch - drop the neighbor's cat and come quietly...and put something on for pete's sake!"

by retracj April 8, 2009

goobersnatch

complete goofball, nut, dingbat, etc.

Don't be such a goobersnatch!

by Zimmi April 14, 2005