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The GREATEST school in the history of the world. People who don't get into Gonzaga go to secondary schools like St. Johns, DeMatha, Country Club (oops, I mean Georgetown Prep), and others in the WCAC and surrounding areas. Those other schools are very bad safety schools compared to Gonzaga. I mean, I feel bad for the kids who don't get into Gonzaga. It is literally the greatest school I have ever seen. It has the most school spirit, even more than a college, and the kids and teachers are great. Their mascot is the "purple eagle" and they wear it around town.
Georgetown Prep Kid: "What school do you go to?"
Gonzaga Kid: "The team that just recently wrecked you in football, I believe it was 30-0."
Prep Kid: "I'm not worthy to be in your presence!"
Gonzaga Kid: "I know."
Gonzaga by Finna Can't Tell September 17, 2018
An all guys high school in D.C. that wishes it was as cool as Good Counsel. All the guys are gay and thats why their color is purple. Also known as gonfaga.
Hey look its a gay guy in a purple shirt that says God is purple. He must go to gonzaga, i mean gonfaga.
A gay school in Dublin, probably the most homosexual in the world today.
-what school are you in?
-Gonzaga, Why?
-Shut up fag.
Gonzaga by The Quiet Man December 12, 2008
Italian word for "early exit". Specifically when it relates to the March Madness tournament every year.
Matt: Hey, how'd your team do in the tournament this year?
Dan: They lost first round. Totally Gonzaga'd and busted my bracket.
Gonzaga by Tdirrty June 17, 2018
Snobs
do you play chess ?

no i didn’t go to gonzaga
Gonzaga by eeyoreispoor December 3, 2019
Smoking joints with Mr McCaul. All of the have 12 inch peens.
That guy from gonzaga has the biggest peen
Gonzaga by A person Hi December 13, 2019