Gommer

A person who chooses to socialise with a girlfriend, over mates.

"is Ronny coming to the 'za hut 'fet?"
"No, he's a gommer!"
"he's such a shaft."
"nit do!"

by Tomo_X November 9, 2006

GOMERSURPRISE

Pulling a Gomer Pyle when you and your girl are making Mac n cheese sounds fucking in bed ..... and she asks how the sloppy seconds are......SURPRISE SURPRISE SURPRISE 👿👿👿

John was drilling Dee hard, deep, and jackhammer fast; when Dee asked him how the sloppy seconds were??? GOMERSURPRISE SURPRISE

SURPRISE.......🥴🥴🥴🥴

by JDviewpoint69 September 21, 2020

gommer

A man who is grumpy and old in his outlook as well as in actuality

he is nothing but a gommer

by piero pieraccini May 26, 2006

gompers

An exclamitory phrase, used by American History enthusiasts. Originionally came from the name of Samuel Gompers, an advocate for the work force in the late 1800's

Guy 1: Dude, I just figured out that my grandpa died...
Guy 2: Gompers!

by Kolya December 20, 2004

goymersexual

Someone who is obviously gay, no matter how many times he/she marries someone of the opposite sex.

Married or not, that guy's a goymersexual

by Detective John Kimble September 15, 2003

gammerstang

a tall, awkward person, usually a woman.

(British word.)

John and I met that gammerstang at the pub the other night.

by bonilla.ln May 20, 2009

gummers

when a girl gives a guy a blowjob-head

tracy gave tim gummers

by danielle September 19, 2003