Golf

A "sport" often played by non athletic boys who play it to call themselves athletes, and crotchety old men who are trying to escape their dead end marriages. These men often play in foursomes while drinking beer and spend 30 minutes on each hole and keep everyone else from having fun as they chop the ball around and will not let anyone play through.

Bill played golf because he got tired of beating up his wife and wanted to go get wasted and piss people off at the local country club. even though he sucks at golf, he acts like he owns the place.

by IMMA MAN December 21, 2009

Golf

Golf is synonymous with the word sleep. Playing golf is boring and thus induces someone to fall to sleep.

"Hey Monica what's Helen doing?"
"She's playing golf. She has school tomorrow"

by AzuAdamMikel January 19, 2009

Golf

Originating from St. Andrews Scotland and originally known as (G)entlemen (O)nly (L)adies (F)orbidden... hence the name GOLF

Golf is such a stupid gay sport for coffin dodgers who still have use of their legs

by user4 August 20, 2004

golf

A sport that was apparently popular enough to have a category on urbandictionary.com.

Check that little slidebar when you define a word.

by nikkan_hanil June 30, 2004

golf

A good walk wasted, a sad excuse for a sport

I wanted to go for a walk for exercise, but I decided to play golf instead.

by (I<3U) December 28, 2005

Golf

A euphemism for Anal. can be used in question form “Wanna play golf?” in order to ask for Anal Sex in a subtle manner.

Matthew: Hey wanna... play golf? ;)
Kaleb: Sure Ill play golf with you
Drake: Can I join your golfing session?

by Wingiverto January 10, 2020

golf

A popular model of automobile, made by Volkswagen

"Sure my '86 Golf looks like shit, but I only paid $200 for it."

by Anonymous May 26, 2003