Gene Goldstein

A great webcomic creator and flash artist. Made the comic Hyperboy and some flash works include: Hyperboy The Movie, also, Geometry and You.

Gene Goldstein is friggin awesome.

by Dawg January 7, 2005

goldstein

verb

a goldstein refers to basketball, it is the act of attempting a lay-up or dunk only to be rejected by the bottom of the rim.

Phil had a great break away opportunity but he goldsteined it.

by Brian H September 6, 2005

Goldstein

Common name for a male Jew. Common traits include:

1. A tremendously small phallus most commonly due to the family cheaping out on the circumcision procedure.

2. Vertically challenged.

3. Disproportionate tendency to not spend money on anything including but not limited to: loved ones.

4. Weed

Goldstein is the cheapest jew I've ever met. He once asked me for gas money to drive 3 blocks. When I refused he left me in the middle of the road.

by Lynch Marshawn November 10, 2022

Andrew Goldstein

the lead singer of the band The Friday Night Boys. Amazing voice and very attractive. Really the only attractive member of the band and very nice.

girl 1: omg it's andrew goldstein!
girl 2: omgz he's sooo hawtt!

by wtffanna August 14, 2009

Goldstein

Jewish definition:
1. A person with a Jewish last name
2. A person who has a close relative that is Jewish
3. Someone who is married to someone who is Jewish

___________________
e.g.
Jew 1- What's your last name?
(Bob Greenberg)
Jew 2- Goldstein. Why?
(Sally Goldstein)
Jew 1- *Bahaha* You're Jewish
(Bob Greenberg)
Jew 2- Ya. Why, are you?
(Sally Goldstein)
Jew 1- Yes.
(Bob Greenberg)
Both- *Hahaha*
Both- *high fives*

by xDImajewwholovesasiansxD February 6, 2010

Kolja Goldstein

The Pablo Escobar of Germany. One of the realest gangster rappers in Germany.

All my friends are nervous, because one of my friend, dissolved one of his friends in acid.

- Kolja Goldstein Terminal

by rickybbbb March 30, 2022

Leon M Goldstein

located on the kings borough campus in a rich white Russian neighborhood, LMG is famous for being labeled as a "smart school" when in fact that is the total opposite. The girls all dress the same with their Lululemon leggings and long champ bags that make them think they're bad bitches when really they all fight for the same russian guy that cheats ode. The crackheads truly run this school, they gather in the handicap stall and straight up vibe. The freshmen are annoying as hell and think they're amazing when really, they worry about a 97 in Algebra 1. The sophomores girls all look the same- while the guys are simping. The juniors are assholes who run the school and are the most obnoxious and loud people. The seniors don't know how to stay in their lane, and are gross as hell. You will find Goldstein heads in tozt smoking and being gifted kid burnouts. As well as gaining 10 pounds from eating chips at the school store constantly. The underclass men boys are ugly, but the girls judge each other into being "pretty"- shut up oksana. The teachers are perverts and don't know how to teach all . People only like the gym teachers, even though the basketball team sucks. Their SING show really isn't that good and its so overrated. Anyways, goooooodddddmornnninnnng lmg and have a good day.

Adrian: Hey how is Goldstein so far? Isn't it the best school?

Elizabeth: Leon M Goldstein is The best school at being filled with white trash and NO flavor.

by thiccbadie324 March 13, 2020