Goldilocks

A good looking fit bird that goes for average boys, instead of popular boys.

Girl 1: Babe, why are you going out with him? You're way too good.
Girl 2: He's perfect <3
Girl 1: Pfft, Goldilocks much?

by Ben.... May 10, 2011

Goldilocks

Derogatory slang word used by the more refined English teachers in France. Most often used when giving opinions about ministerial edicts.

What a load of goldilocks.

by foonist66 July 1, 2011

Goldilocks

Verb. To goldilocks is to steal something that doesn't belong to you. Often, it refers to the theft of something left unattended, frequently food or drink.

Hey, who goldilocksed my sandwich? I left it right there!

by Deacon23 September 17, 2010

Goldilocks

You put your dick in a girl's butt but it's too tight
You put you dick in a girls vagina but it's too loose
So, you put your dick in her mouth and it's JUST RIGHT

I hooked up with Pamela once. It was a Goldilocks experience...the first two holes just weren't working

by alittlehart May 17, 2007

goldilocked

you prepare yourself a meal early in the day and refrigerate for later consumption and your roommate/spouse/someone other then you, microwaves it all, eats half of it and puts it back in the fridge rendering it un-edible because it cannot be re-heated twice for fear of food poisoning.

much like goldilocks and the 3 bears (taking wee bites of porridge and not finishing all of it)

oh man! my roomie totally goldilocked my butter chicken and cous-cous!!

by gorgeousgeorge83 April 13, 2010

Goldilocks

As a woman, only one cock will fit her vag perfectly. She will search for years to find that cock. A Goldilocks cock is one that is not too big, and not too small, but just right.

Ben’s cock was the perfect fit. Not too big and not too small. I’ve found my Goldilocks cock!

by djdelanez September 13, 2018

Goldilocks Cock

A Penis that is generally said to be of perfect Length and Girth.

Janet: I slept with Ed last night...
Mandy: Really? How big was his junk?
Janet: Well, it wasn't too small and it wasn't too big...
Mandy: Oh, he's obviously got a Goldilocks Cock then.

by dabruce June 19, 2014