Max Goldberg

Owned of YTMND, whos followers denied his please and staged a massive attack on eBaumsworld.com, which was highly successful. This "cyber-terrorist act" (as quoted by Eric Bauman) was a huge blow to the already weak eBaum's World.

Max Goldberg IS THE MAN NOW DOG! (As seen in the hit YTMND)

by Leon Kennedy February 4, 2006

Rube Goldberg Syndrome

n. The situation whereby a medical or medical/psychiatric condition causes a "domino effect" of other dangerous symptoms and conditions ensuing.

Named after the Rube Goldberg "contraption" machine, any machine that uses a chain reaction of events to achieve a final, trivial goal (in this particular case, possibly death).

After my brother had that bout with strep, it apparently got to his stomach and paralyzed it, giving him a nasty case of acid reflux, which in turn began to launch acid clear up into his throat and mouth, not only severely damaging his teeth... he's also he's worried he's going to get cancer one day from all that acid where it's not supposed to be. And to say nothing about all the dental surgeries he's gonna need... talk about a case of Rube Goldberg Syndrome!

(No really, it has happened.)

by Andy Khay January 23, 2009

Goldberg Effect

When a company intentionally invents new "schools of thought" with profit as the major incentive.

"Oh damn, those narcotics companies totally invented grammar to force more people into abuse! That's a classic Goldberg Effect!"

by Lil Giffel January 10, 2022

Rube Goldberg

An unlikely and absurdly designed machine intended to perform a simple function in the most complicated and indirect way. Named in honor of Reuben Lucius Goldberg (1883-1970), an engineer with the City of San Francisco Water and Sewers Department who became a Pulitzer-Prize winning cartoonist, sculptor and author. His long-running comic strip, "Inventions", displayed many such devices of his own design.

My Grandfather built his own fuel injector with a Rube Goldberg set-up made of old plumbing parts.

by Unidyne December 29, 2003

Goldberg Website

n. A website that is deliberately designed to use too many computer resources to do a simple task, usually causing browser crashes and freezes.

Named after Rube Goldberg's "Goldberg Machines."

Man, my browser has spent most of its time locked up ever since YouTube became a Goldberg Website.

by The Ceej February 16, 2013

Goldbergmanstein

A fictional derrogatory name that is used to address people of European Jewish extract, esp. when they are behaving in a stereotypical manner.

Rabbi Goldbergmanstein on the phone here wants to know if he can get a second discount considering the fact that he has another copy of the same coupon...

by psychosufi October 6, 2011

Whoopi Goldberg

The black Bugs Bunny.

-Man, did you see Whoopi Goldberg runnin' from the popo?

-Nah, man. That was Elmer Fudd!

by Lily Skie February 19, 2008