The Golden Corral

This is where you have five or more men doing a Mexican Hat Dance around a girl that has, in all likelihood, passed out. However, if she hasn't passed out, utilize her open oral cavity for this maneuver. The girl is, of course, naked. The five (or more) men will be peeing on said female, and simultaneously shooting piss in her eye on the Ole! of the Mexican Hat Dance song.
Remember that when the female is conscious, you must take turns on the Ole! You cannot pee in her eye simultaneously. While Performing, all men MUST wear sombreros and have grown out exceptionally greeezy facial hair. Also, this can only be performed in a Golden Corral eating establishment's bathroom.

"Why does Tits McGee over there smell like piss?"
"Oh, you didn't hear? She passed out at the Golden Corral restaurant with Brendon, Jake, Ryan, Sam, and Doug."
"Oh shit, she got the Golden Corral, didn't she?"
"You know it!"

by Baby Juggles October 16, 2006

Golden Corral

A Golden Corral is when you’re sexually aroused when a horse pees on you.

Example 1: I’m going over to Goldie and Carl’s ranch for a Golden Corral.

by weallcannibal April 15, 2020

Golden Corral

A golden corral is when a dude whips out his piece and takes a leak on three or more people (against their will).

My friends were all sitting on the couch together so I took them to the Golden Corral.

by Robocop666 January 25, 2010

Golden Corral Head

When a woman (typically large in size) performs fellacio on a mans penis in a manner akin to the way she would devour various vast portions of food served at the reputable buffet chain Golden Corral.

"Chud, Have you seen the size of Karl's girl."

"Yeah man, she must give some serious Golden Corral Head"

by h0pper March 15, 2022

Golden Corral

When you’re eatin’ at the All You Can Eat Buttfet and she pisses on your face.

I didn’t know how thirsty I was until she gave me a Golden Corral.

by jaysephone October 18, 2025

Golden Corral

When your addicted to eating your own boogers and can’t stop picking them and/or eating them, so you stay picking and eating

She can’t be hungry, she’s a self sufficient Golden Corral

by NikkiNuggets January 3, 2026

Golden corral

Verb - To Golden Corral someone - when two people are having sex in the shower and a third person comes into the bathroom and pees in the shower.

Joe golden corralled us earlier in the shower.

I just golden corralled Steve and Mary.

by Justphishin January 12, 2026