Golden Goose

To graze an unsuspecting individual's perineum (see goose), yielding sufficient surprise or alarm to cause the individual to involuntarily urinate him or herself.

What started with your standard "How's your father" variety of goose graduated to the Golden Goose when Frank's bladder let go.

by Klevrguy March 13, 2016

Golden Goose Egg

When you dip your hand in gold paint and put it up someones butthole.

My girlfriend gave me a great Golden Goose Egg last night.

by roper.6 September 30, 2011

Golden Goose Egg

describing something as gloriously or spectacularly bad.

They would've beaten me if it wasn't for that Golden Goose Egg

by word guy [[[[ December 5, 2024

Ghetto Golden Goose

A black baby that quacks and shits out food stamps

"Praise be Lawd, I found an EBT card in Daquan's diaper-- we got ourselves the Ghetto Golden Goose!"

by BaronO'Malley May 31, 2018

The Golden Goose of Gondor

The most badass mother fuckers to ever take Battlefield by storm

The Golden Goose of Gondor just murdered everyone

by Maj Upham December 27, 2011

NOT the goose who lays the golden eggs

a ref. to those "charities" who get a "whiff of money" from a donator , then ; amp up the money hustle,
as well as turning over the donater's name to EVERY charity that seeks a SAVIOUR , ! resulting in TRUCKLOADS of junk mail !!

i gave a donation to pop dinkins foundation , now i get BOMBED !! with junk mail from hustlers who dinkins sold:my info, to !! that got a "whiff of MONEY" !! -THANKS !!
word: i'm NOT the goose who lays the golden eggs !

by michael foolsley August 25, 2023