Gaelic Gladiator

Also known as: Jacksepticeye, the Gaelic Gladiator, Seán William McLoughlin, Seán McGlocklin, Seán McLaughlin, Seán McLocklin, etc.. Origin: Bossania. Daily workout: 1: “TOP OF MORNING!!!!!!!” 2: *screaming and Irish noises* 3: lifting rubber banana. Is ultimate BOSS.

All hail Gaelic Gladiator!!

by Ultimate_gaymer February 3, 2020

Gladiate

The act of wearing the best mascot costume known to man. A responsibility held only by the few and the brave.

Sorry ladies, I have to go Gladiate.

by Lavendar Gooms May 5, 2023

Goldilocked

Remember when Goldilocks went to the bears house and ate the porridge? One was too hot, one was too cold, and one was just right, etc, etc. Goldilocked (The Goldilocks Effect) is when something/someone is just right.

"Omg dude! I found the perfect burger."
"Oh real?"
"Yeah! Not too much sauce.. Heaps of cheese.."
"Oh mean!"
"Yeah bro."
"That burger sounds goldilocked as."

by TheHannburger August 4, 2009

Goldilocks Cock

A Penis that is generally said to be of perfect Length and Girth.

Janet: I slept with Ed last night...
Mandy: Really? How big was his junk?
Janet: Well, it wasn't too small and it wasn't too big...
Mandy: Oh, he's obviously got a Goldilocks Cock then.

by dabruce June 19, 2014

Gladion

Gladion; a super edgy white kid. Will make a weird hand covering the face pose.

Hey, Vegeta! Why are you being such a Gladion?

by Acyute September 26, 2018

Celestial Gladiators

An oceanic competitive event clan on warframe, boasting the dankest memes. Apparently, the warlord is a squid.

Celestial Gladiators is the best clan on warframe.

by Khuro July 15, 2017

Goldilocks Cock

A variation of Goldilocks referring to one's penis that is not too big or too small.

Damn, I wish I had a Goldilocks Cock like Tom Does.

by The Original Argoniphile June 10, 2018