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Milwaukee goiter

An exceeding large belly resulting from the consumption of large quantities of beer over an extended period of time.
My dad used to drink a case of beer a day and by the time he was 50 he had a huge Milwaukee goiter.
by Legendary D June 21, 2009
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Goiterous

Noun; an obese or very fat person. Not to be confused with the term Goiter, which is typically a protuberance from the neck or other areas. Also, Goiterous refers to a type of meal which will lead to one becoming a large, fatass person.

Can be used as a verb to describe a fat person while in their presence, yet not actually calling them obese to their face.

Used as an adjective to describe things that either make one look fat, or enhance ones current state of fatness.
"OMG, I just wolfed down a Big Mac, I feel Goiterous!"

"Holy shit! Check out that fatass chick, she is the epitome of Goiterous!"

That outfit is too tight, it makes you look Goiterous...
by Mrpuddles November 12, 2011
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Goiner Gooner goner Giner gainer goiter Goinker Gonners Goonergay Goonerism

griner

to griner (verb, present tense)
grinering (present participle)
grinered (past participle)

to griner: individuals, particularly US citizens, casually smuggling small amounts of cannabis, often in the form of edibles, across international borders regardless of the legalities at the destination. See case of WBNA player Brittney Griner.
1) My friend's dad grinerd these edibles for me.

2) Met a dude in a bar last night, he gave me a toke of the vape pen he grinerd.

3) I don't understand why people griner so casually, that shit can land you in jail!

4) the police don't take kindly to grinering in Russia
by BenGers January 5, 2023
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gonered

Alex: I gtg, cya
Nem: Cya
***Alex has left.***
Jem: Sup Alex?
Nem: Alex gonered.
by dukenemesis October 19, 2008
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goiter ranger

One who uses the power of their goiter for good.
theres lots of evil, I think i might become a goiter ranger
by john stiglich October 22, 2006
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Mass Gainer Moment- (aka MGM)

A phrase created by 2 University of Waterloo students in 2012.
The phrase refers to the often explosive bowel moments caused by the use of Mass Gainer supplements and used as a code word.

*Note these guys used 8-12 scoops of Mass Gainer a day, however they also trained very intensely and made significant gains. Drinking Mass Gainers without a proper workout regiment will mostly result in many MGMs and belly fat as well.
Example 1

man 1: Where are you going?

man 2: I have to take an MGM

Mass Gainer Moment- (aka MGM)

man 3: WTFs an MGM??

Ex 2.

man 1: Another MGM?

man 2: ya! its my 5th one today...the story of my life...
by adav December 14, 2012
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Goonerbating

Masturbating for long periods often extending past 6 hours.

Goonerbaters normally have no social life because they masturbate for hours on end.
"K.Quigs missed class because he was having a goonerbating session with a heard of pig dools."

see "pig dool."
by Polyester Pigdool Patterson March 10, 2011
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