Goiner

1. One who farts on my bed. NOT your bed but MY bed.
2. One who takes two erections into the anus, and two into the mouth simultaneously.

3. V. Goining/The process of goining or being goined by a fellow goiner.

Kyle, you are such a goiner! You better take those erected penises out of your anus, and get off my bed!

by StevenOH! January 26, 2010

gooned

to get extreamly drunk

i was so gooned last night, i dont remember anything.

by amy henwood December 28, 2005

gooned

Verb; to be gooned is to be awaken by two large men (usually Somoan) and escorted from your home to a wilderness program, RTC, or other therapeutic or recovery establishment.

Frank: "Jim! Have you seen Todd? I haven't seen him in a couple of days."

Jim: "You didn't hear? Todd got gooned the other night! He put up a good fight though. The goons hand to put him in handcuffs and had to give him a horse tranquilizer to comply."

by nljames November 9, 2011

Goinked

Basically getting fucked or getting cheesed on

Tyler: Did you hear what happened to stacy?

Tony: Oh yea that was me who goinked her

by Craze-rake January 11, 2020

goneded

Being so mf high, you're just on another planet. I mean just absorbing into everything around you.

Person 1: yooo, you barely even took a hit.

Person 2: *just staring*

Person 1: ay man, you're goneded.

by coscofreesample September 2, 2023

gooned up

To be in a state of extreme inebriation, very drunk

"Me and the boys are getting a couple of cubes and gettin' gooned up."

"He's all gooned up and I think he is going to bed".

"We started tailgating at 9, so by 2, we were pretty gooned up."

by DericP June 11, 2008

groined

people specially guys getting hit in the nuts really hard,kicked in the nuts,busted your biscuit;like the phrase you got served but groined means kicked in the nuts...

mike:dude did you see carl yesterday??
josh:Y?wat happened?
mike:he got groined by the new foreign exchange kid
josh:omg i cant believe i missed that!!!

by jemslite December 17, 2008