Michael Savage's nickname for radio host Rush Limbaugh for the reason that Rush spends more time golfing than coming up with creative, original, and non water carrying commentary.
...And you heard it first on the Savage Nation, don't expect to hear it from the golfer gas bag, we all know he doesn't have an original thought in his head.
by Reuben D. February 15, 2008
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by goiterbomber June 25, 2012
Get the goiter bomber mug.by Noble Knicht April 7, 2003
Get the goiter mug.(noun) A term for an employee, servant, or slave whose primary responsibility is to fetch items and bring them back to his or her boss, master, or owner. Formed by contraction of the words "go for". As in: "Go for coffee, go for doughnuts, go for whatever we need you damn 'gofer'."
"I sent my gofer for coffee over twenty minutes ago. If he doesn't get back soon, I'm dropping his health care benefits!"
by Dusty Bottoms May 28, 2003
Get the gofer mug.Sweaty/ Stingy sensation that occurs after a round of golf. Feels like someones pulled a flip knife out on your ring piece
by BusinessWithAttitude February 16, 2006
Get the Golfers Ass mug.A nonsensical piece of slang made popular in a MadTV skit. The joke is that it's supposed to sound like "light in the loafers," but it has no actual meaning.
BC: Hey, check out the shirt Roger's wearing today.
PL: Yeah. Nice shirt.
BC: You know what I heard about Roger?
PL: What?
BC: The guy's a midnight golfer.
PL: What?
BC: He's a midnight golfer -- Roger.
PL: He's a midnight golfer, he likes to golf at night?
BC: Yeah, he's a midnight golfer.
PL: I don't know what you mean.
PL: Yeah. Nice shirt.
BC: You know what I heard about Roger?
PL: What?
BC: The guy's a midnight golfer.
PL: What?
BC: He's a midnight golfer -- Roger.
PL: He's a midnight golfer, he likes to golf at night?
BC: Yeah, he's a midnight golfer.
PL: I don't know what you mean.
by ErikN October 7, 2005
Get the midnight golfer mug.When a man dresses up like Payne Stuart and heads out to pick up chicks. Said golfer/man picks up a slut and brings her to the nearest golf course. He convinces her to have sex in a sand trap. During intercourse, the golfer extracts his penis, dunks it in the sand, and re-inserts...Thus giving her the 'The Dirty Golfer'!
Girl 1) Hey Girl, you've been waddling around like a penguin all morning...what happened sweet heart?
Girl 2) It's kind of embarrassing, but I got 'Dirty Golfered' last night...It is Payne-ful!
Girl 2) It's kind of embarrassing, but I got 'Dirty Golfered' last night...It is Payne-ful!
by The 425 Dirty Donkeys June 9, 2011
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