Gooner

One who is completely and miserably addicted to porn but embraces and loves it.

I watch porn all day, I think I'm becoming a gooner...

by Pornophile September 17, 2018

Gohmert

To get so excited that you defecate in your pants.

Comes from Congressman Louie Gohmert who's theatrics in Congress look like he is dropping a deuce.

That Taco Bell was so delicious; I thought I was going to Gohmert, though.

by Stop and Frisk July 24, 2019

gohmert

A sexually transmissible wart characterized by excessive amounts of puss. the warts are recognizable by their strange resemblance to the congressman from texas of the same name.

my underwear was filled with puss, so I looked in the mirror and realized I had several gohmerts on my balls.

by Meechree March 16, 2020

gonered

Synonymous with gone.

Alex: I gtg, cya
Nem: Cya
***Alex has left.***
Jem: Sup Alex?
Nem: Alex gonered.

by dukenemesis October 19, 2008

Goonerbating

Masturbating for long periods often extending past 6 hours.

Goonerbaters normally have no social life because they masturbate for hours on end.

"K.Quigs missed class because he was having a goonerbating session with a heard of pig dools."

see "pig dool."

by Polyester Pigdool Patterson March 10, 2011

gooner

a supporter of the London based football team, Arsenal FC

The Gooners hate Manchester United.

by Anthony Nguyen August 22, 2004

Goonery

An act of pure, unadulterated stupidity, where the goon in question runs the risk of losing social acceptance

Hetherington, this is another example of your goonery!

by The Goonid August 3, 2010