Gohmert 

A person who is too dumb to understand how dumb he or she is.

That Gohmert is a textbook example of the Dunning-Kruger Effect.

Gohmert by Dogger1955 June 10, 2022

Louie Gohmert Pyle 

Without a doubt, the stupidest person who has ever held a seat in Congress.

Louie Gohmert Pyle makes Gomer Pyle look like a Rhodes Scholar.

Louie Gohmert Pyle by LaughingAloud December 27, 2022

pulled a gohmert

verb phrase, sometimes used in present tense: 1. attempt to pass off thick-witted, far-right fringe lunacy as something to be taken seriously; usually done with a straight face and an air of outrage; can be delivered tongue in cheek, but more effective when performed by true believers.

2. action taken after inspiration from words and deeds of Louie Gohmert, Congressman from East Texas (2005-present)

He really pulled a gohmert when he proclaimed the dangers of communist members of the US Congress.

They pulled a gohmert with their letter accusing administration officials of membership in the Muslim Brotherhood.

pulled a gohmert by sesquipedalian science teacher August 2, 2012

Louie Gohmert

Stupid congressman from Texas who threw a temper tantrum at a hearing by banging on his desk because he couldn’t handle someone telling facts. He also tested positive for CoViD-19 and blamed it on the mask he was wearing.

Louie Gohmert still wins elections despite being a boomer and a child. Hmmm... He’s just like our president!

Louie Gohmert by UrbanDefinitionMaker July 29, 2020

gomertose 

unfortunate physical state of a person who has multiple medical problems and no hope of recovery or meaningful life. their activity is usually nothing more than laying in a hospital bed as a rotting, dying sack of flesh. gomertose individuals usually have large families, all of whom visit at the time of impending patient death, only to cry out "aye ya ya...please do everything to keep him alive!!!" this essentially denies the patient a dignified death, and condemns them to a slow, torcherous prolonged demise.

"the poor old lady in bed 4 is unresponsive, on life support, and has constant tube feeding shits. she's gomertose, and the family won't sign a DNR."

gomertose by pantybanditvictim March 6, 2009

gomertard 

A fan of the Indy Racing League.

He's not a fan of Tristan Gommendy, therefore he's a gomertard.

gomertard by Julian St. Jox October 22, 2007

gomertard 

A fan of the Indy Racing League.

He doesn't like Champ Car, therefore he's a gomertard.

gomertard by Julian St. Jox November 7, 2007