a condition where the minute size of a person's penis adversely affects his behavior towards other people, particularly of the opposite sex. symptoms range from exhibiting overtly aggressive behavior to completely incoherent speech and the inability to control urination due to the miniscule dimensions of the said organ; usually all symptoms occur simultaneously.
after a cerebral hit of what eric thought was opium; which turned out to be sour dwarf milk, he started to act like a small penis goeken
by original prankster May 1, 2006
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Gorkem, you luurrrrve god, even Orlando Bloom doesn't make me melt as much as you. ;)
You are so lucky, your boyfriend is gorkem.
You are so lucky, your boyfriend is gorkem.
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Gorken is a really great person. He's super kind and generous and has the most contagious laugh. He's obsessed with his sexy cars and if you ask he'll let u ride ;) he's hilarious and you won't want to miss the opportunity to be his friend
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That lady at the nursing home was WAY gorked out on her pain and nausea meds. When I get that old, please remember I have a DNG (Do Not Gork order).
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