Lady Godiva

Lady Godiva, was an 11th-century Anglo-Saxon noblewoman. She is also, according to legend, responsible for the slang term, "Peeping Tom".

According to legend, Lady Godiva took pity on the people of Coventry, who were suffering under her husband's oppressive taxation. Lady Godiva appealed again and again to her husband who refused to remit the taxation. At last he said he would grant her request if she would strip naked and ride on a horse through the streets of the town. Lady Godiva took him at his word and, after issuing a proclamation that all persons should stay indoors and shut their windows, she rode through the town, clothed only in her long hair. Just one person in the town, a tailor known as Tom, disobeyed her proclamation. Tom bores a hole in his shutters so that he might see Lady Godiva pass, and is struck blind.In the end, Lady Godiva's husband keeps his word and abolishes the taxes.

Lady Godiva was foolish to ride through Coventry naked; however, it made for an interesting story.

by Don't Steal My Pseudonym March 9, 2015

godinka

Randomly dissapearing at an unknown point of time for an unknown length of time.

We would have taken him, but he pulled a godinka and we couldn't find him, so we left

by Riktor July 29, 2008

godisnowhere

A psychological word puzzle, which changes meaning depending on where you choose to put the spaces. People think your first understanding of it shows your view or belief about God.

Ie godisnowhere could be read as 'god is nowhere' or 'god is now here'.

by gwynz August 21, 2011

Godiva Narc

An ugly old pig who hates men

A jealous hag

Ugh that godiva narc if I have to hear her whining about her sugar daddy one more time I am going to puke

by Gypsypws October 27, 2020

godicide

killer of gods or killing gods.

he is a godicide so no god dares to mess with him.

by draculah August 10, 2020

oh my god i'm totally bi

when you realize you're totally bi

rich: the ladies are going to get to love the real richard goranski. and the dudes. oh my god i'm totally bi

by dicknommer69 March 26, 2019

God I'm wonderful wall

This is a wall, usually in some aspiring male's office, in which he displays diplomas, citations, plaques, trophies, and pictures of himself with celebrities. This is done in a delibreate attempt to foster an enhanced self-image to others.

Jack had a few bogus plaques and diplomas on his God I'm wonderful wall. They impressed the chicks.

by Big Sky Heidi January 2, 2010