Godenfreude

Perverse glee experienced when learning that a religious zealot becomes victim to his own hypocrisy.

I couldn't help but feel a bit of godenfreude when Ted Haggard, the anti-gay pastor, was caught having a torrid, meth-fueled affair with a male prostitute.

by Hollywood Red August 1, 2016

Godelay

The time it takes for a vehicle to get moving after the light turns green.

That driver's godelay must have added 4 car lengths to the line of traffic!

by JTfromTTown June 3, 2010

Godes and Wakeman

It`s the worst relationship out there. No one would want this for anybody. It`s when your girl constantly cheats on you and the guy does not have control or even contact with her.

Kyle: Yo, do you hear about Ryan?
Alex: Yeah, didn`t he hooked up with Carly?
Kyle: Yeah dude, they`re gonna be a Godes and Wakeman.

by Anghel January 17, 2017

Godflake

A really shitty person to begin with who is then asked to be a godparent by a friend who should know better. A Godflake will always flake on the actual baptism for no reason at all. A Godflake will continuously disappoint everyone that they know because that's what they do. They don't make excuses or give reasons because they don't give a fuck. If you encounter one of these types you won't know it. They are tricky-like midgets-however, they never fail to disappoint.

Johnny: Jenni, I love you so much. I wanna have half Filipino babies with you.

Jenni: I'll have your baby if you can touch that backboard.

Johnny: Ok. I'm gonna ask Adriana and Mike to be the Godflakes. They probably won't show up though.

Jenni: Yea, they are terrible people. I like them.

by MikeC. November 16, 2012

godless

Without a god. Many times, this is used to describe atheists and satanists in a disparaging manner. However, there are a number of "godless" religions such as Buddhism and Taoism.

You godless heathen!

by A Transsexual Woman March 29, 2008

Den gode gamle

"Den gode gamle" is a danish phrase referring to act of tricking one (or more) gullible fool(s).

The phrase's origin is that of Emil and Mustafa utterly humiliating their opponents (mostly Morten), in a game of table football, by letting their opponent think they've got a shot at winning. But ultimately the opponents (usually unaware of "Den gode gamle") end up loosing 7-8, always just a wee bit off that sweet sweet victory.

"Morten was completely made a fool of! He had no Idea that Emil and Mustafa was pulling a ´Den gode gamle´. Hilarious!"

by TheReakReakWikipedia December 19, 2021

My wrath will be godlike

A term commonly used by female columbiners.
Usually a very threatening statement.

Girl: My wrath will be godlike tomorrow!
Person: Looks like someone likes to use tumblr.

by Zach T. Radass November 19, 2022