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Gobstoppered

To have eaten something extremely quickly, such as someone who consumes jawbreakers by chewing rather than sucking would eat a large box of gobstopper candies.
Person 1: *eats 2 whole big macs in under five minutes*

Person 2: Geez! You frickin gobstoppered that shit!

Person 1: I was hungry!
by Touche, buddy. December 5, 2007
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Cleveland Gobstopper

The act of using a plunger to unstop the
constipated ass of your lover to preform
the cleveland steamer.
Freddie patiently proceded with care proforming the Cleveland Gobstopper to unclog Harolds constipated anus to receive a fresh cleveland steamer.
by streetwhiz April 17, 2009
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Gobstoppering

The verb- to suck a gobstopper. First invented by the most amazing eloise.
1: What you up to?
2. gobstoppering,
1. jealousss ;)
xxxxxxx
by eeeeeewwwww May 31, 2011
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The Gobstopper

Always used with the pronoun "The", The Gobstopper is the name given to the oral sex technique of taking a cock and both balls, no matter the size, into the mouth and sucking/licking it all until it gets too big to handle it all and eventually letting the balls drop out of the mouth and regular oral sex is resumed.
So while he was soft, I decided to take his whole package, y'know his cock AND his balls, in my mouth and just suck and lick til he got raging hard. He was like "Wow! What was THAT?", a pleased look on his face. I simply replied, "That was The Gobstopper." Naturally, he followed up by saying, "Well, I want more of The Gobstopper then!"
by ChampionCocksucker October 25, 2012
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gobstopperhead

frequent patron of a public house who has facial inconsistencies/unsightly individual with no other goal in life other than ruining the view for the local pub patronage
anyone understand what gobstopperhead just said?
by rob grant March 21, 2007
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gobstopper

A punch to the jaw, usually without warning, when a person is trash talking about something that another person may be emotionally attached to.
"Yea I agree with Fred, your mom smells really bad. In fact one time i smelt old-" *Punch/Gobstopper*
by [HERULES] January 11, 2008
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Everlasting Gobstopper

A ball of limitless flavors that can be uncovered by licking.

The first couple are Lemon, Strawberry, and Green apple, but as Wonka got less creative he started making flavors like, Bacon, Iodine, and Car Exhaust.
Man! after a while, I could swear this Everlasting Gobstopper tasted like dog feces.
by SeventhSandwich[BL] January 24, 2010
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