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goating

On Facebook, the act of hostile taking over someones page or event, kicking the admins and then posting hundreds or thousands of goats while the regular page fans scream WHAT'S GOING ON?! WHAT'S WITH THE GOATS?!

Originated early 2012 with the goating of someone known as "Norma". Has since been done dozens of times by multiple groups and the practice is growing.
We're goating the NRA Event tonight, bring your goats to post!

He's been laying low since the last goating.

This idiot has been goated 3 times.

Hey guys, I hacked his account and we'll be goating the page at 3pm
by DjangoFett January 11, 2014
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Goatting

It is when you feel and look like you are dying.

When you are really sick and leaking fluids from your nose, eyes, mouth etc.
Person 1 - "You look terrible"

Person 2 - "I feel terrible"

Person 1 - "Dude are you goatting"

Person 2 - "I think so"
by BigC-RR November 19, 2010
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Mountain Goating

When girls get drunk and try to get to the highest surface closest to them in the bar, club, house party, or outdoors.
Yeah Ashlee took her fourth shot and then Drake come on in the bar and she started Mountain Goating onto the table
by MoutainGoatOG November 5, 2018
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the goatwing

The act of tucking your dick and balls while bending over and simultaneously stretching the skin on your balls to portray a goat with batwing genitalia. This is a combination of the goat and batwing poses, therefore the victim of this sight gets 7 kicks plus the requisite "Fag!"
"Hey, I just gave Bill the goatwing. He's been crying ever since."
by mattyguru August 6, 2007
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Mountain-goating

The act of scaling rocks and hillsides at a rapid pace.
Billy was mountain-goating up the rockside in order to capture the flag.
by thecumdown September 5, 2012
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goating

The act of putting ones balls behind their legs while mooning an unexpecting boy. If said boy looks at mooner, mooner may touch unexpecting boys butt twice.
Mostly used by near-homosexual football players.
"Matt spanked Dusty twice after goating him!"
by c-dizzle YA HEARD August 15, 2006
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brian goating

Invented by sex magician, Brian Goating, the move involves cuming in a girls mouth than licking her teeth. Removing all the cum and gunk from in between her teeth
Bro me and my girl tried Brian Goating last night
by Masterblasted December 17, 2021
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