The goat man of Wakefield is a man with a goats head and a goats left testicle in place of a regular man’s allowing for the production of goat babies when it impregnates its male victims bums. He likes eggnog and cocaine and will never shy away from licking your inner most toe nail on the left hand side
He’s also seen to reside almost exclusively in pugneys by the lake but is not above wandering over to ASDA
BEWARE THE GOAD MAN OF WAKEFIELD!
He’s also seen to reside almost exclusively in pugneys by the lake but is not above wandering over to ASDA
BEWARE THE GOAD MAN OF WAKEFIELD!
by Sir knowledgeable of smarting October 27, 2024
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by 50CENT March 16, 2005
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A nigga movin' around
With a big ass revolver and a bat, man
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Get the goatmaker mug.A camper once disapeared at camp Bridgeport in 1978. He had been sneaking out of his cabin to visit a girls cabin when he disappeared. They searched for two weeks but could not find him anywhere. A few years later the camp director was staying in the cabin and he heard the boys voice. When he went out side all he found were hoof prints. Legend has it he continues to roam bridgeport camp and attemps to lure children into the woods.
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