goatse

A shock image originally from the website goatse.cx, which was intended to be pronounced as "goatsex", although the suffix .cx is no longer in common use when referring to the picture (resulting in the word being pronounced "goat-see". Basically the picture is of a man stretching his anus to frightening length. Like many other shock paraphernalia (such as the infamous 2 Girls 1 Cup)", people will oftentimes prank people by putting a link online of something (such as a sweepstakes or another website) and when someone clicks this link, they will see the image instead of what they were told they would see.

The website had other disgusting images on it until the site was taken down. Since then a website claiming to be Goatse has reemerged.

Unlike 2 girls 1 cup, you will not find very many reaction videos on sites such as YouTube.

If gross images somehow was made into a pro sport, Goatse would be a star player. It WILL scar you for LIFE.

by therebel56 August 14, 2011

Goated On The Sticks

An action of being a goated controller player or the greatest of all time.

Yo This man is Goated on the sticks!

by Goated on the sticks April 23, 2019

Goated

The act of being a G.O.A.T, meaning Greatest Of All Time.

Richard: Gey dude did you see me sink that shot?
Pete: Yea bro, your goated.

by I am autism January 29, 2018

goatse

A disgusting picture of a man stretching his anus extremely wide. One of the oldest jokes on the internet is to link the picture to internet forums and chatrooms, renamed to look like something else like "happybunnies.jpg" . Often causes people to freak out.

-Hey you know what goatse is?
-no, what is it?
-check this website out!
-oh god it's horrible!
-hahaha!

by Rankanga September 13, 2005

GOATED

Greatest Of All Time End of Discussion

_____ rapper is GOATED. Nobody can top that guy bar for bar.

by bic boi of usa October 26, 2019

Goatsesense

1) the sixth sense you develop after spending any serious length of time frequenting IRC that tells you, before you even click, that something disgusting is on the other end of the link someone just sent you.

2) A primitive stage of development of the above, where the realisation manifests itself soon after the link is clicked, but not early enough to click out of it before the image in question appears.

1) "I'm not clicking that, man, my goatsesense is tingling"

2) "Damn dude, my goatsesense went off but I couldn't click out in time".

by Rentro November 13, 2004

Gasterflasted

Confused or unsure

I'm gasterflasted of whats going on .

Michael Jackson didn't understand he could not touch kids. HE WAS GASTERFLASTED!

by sadboisparkz May 27, 2021