graduation glasses

A sudden state of seeing or acknowledging only the good side of someone (or, more rarely, something) which comes upon realization that you are about to part ways with these people.

The term apparently comes from high school or college graduations, when all your classmates whom you've always considered to be mean, stupid or boring all of a sudden appear to be nice, interesting and friendly.

Person one: I was going to break up with my girlfriend yesterday, but then I couldn't because she suddenly seemed so beautiful.
Person two: Mate, that's graduation glasses.

by a0sten May 12, 2011

Serial Killer Glasses

Ridiculous glasses with metal frames worn by serial killers in the 70s and 80s, hipsters in the 2010s, and girls with a superfluous E a n their first name.

Did you see Ryane’s glasses? Serial killer glasses for sure.

by Spartan08 August 22, 2021

Problematic glasses

Glasses worn by feminists and SJW'S in order to appear educated and intelligent when they are spouting drivel. Often containing no lenses because the only lense they like to see through is the feminist one.

"Oh look, here's another feminist with her green hair and problematic glasses telling us why we are all sexist"

by zennieied July 12, 2016

rose colored glasses

Seeing the world or past events as only pleasant and happy.

You're looking at the past with rose colored glasses

by Venus Taylor May 30, 2005

Pedophile Glasses

Glasses worn by a pedophile - typically made to change to sunglasses when worn outdoors, but generally just stay a sleazy, cloudy color ... good for peering at children on the play ground.

Those pedophile glasses look amazing on you. I wish I was twelve.

by sera31204 July 9, 2010

cat wearing glasses

u've probably seen this gif in the define word

why is the cat wearing glasses

cuz hes mating and cant see the hole of the cat woman

by internetnerd801 February 25, 2021

Chester Glasses

Glasses / Sun Glasses worn by creepy old men that make them look like chester's. Often they are 80's style glasses with dark orange tinting and accompanied by a dick duster.

Man did you see that bus driver at school today, I think he is going to swing by the elementary school and surf the scene. Yea, was the one wearing the chester glasses.

by Jack The Genius July 16, 2010