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Cock gargling thunder cunt

When calling them a cunt just doesn't quite cut it.
by Griz. February 22, 2010
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gorping

To stare at something, usually with your mouth open wide.
What are they all gorping at?
by yorkipud April 12, 2009
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gargling balls

When one person performs the act of putting another's testicle's in someone else's mouth. You also have to make the sound effect. Like your choking.
Hey Emma, wanna be gargling balls tonight?

Yeah sure Ben, love to ;)
by DAVE123098 June 3, 2010
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Gnarls Gnarlington

Some mythical guy Charlie Sheen refers to when attempting to approvingly describe someone. Probable reference to the word "gnarly" ("balls out danger" sense).
"Todd Zeile is a Gnarls Gnarlington," Sheen said not long after ranting about people who wished they were him for eternity (Dr. Drew and Nancy Grace apparently on that list) and people he wished he was for ten minutes (Colin Farrell, Sean Penn).
by sterculus March 26, 2011
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ball gargling

An ancient technique where the individual places another individual's testicles into their own mouth then proceed to furiously rinse them in their spit, snot and saliva. The origins of ball gargling are still argued over to this day by many historians. The technique is notoriously difficult to master, though once mastered it is reportedly one of the most effective ways in making partners coom.
"Hey bro, wanna try some ball gargling?"
"I dunno bro, it seems kind of weird. Bro."
"Bro, it'll be fine bro, I'll say like no homo or whatever, bro."
"Hey bro, that sounds good man."
by lickySoSticky49 March 11, 2022
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Salt Gargling

When a woman takes a hot jizz load in the mouth and sloshes it back and forth and around to a frothy cream then swallows. May be done repeatedy with multiple partners.
Hey dude. I saw your girlfriend Melissa at a party last night. Really? Yea. She was sucking every dick in the house and salt gargling. Gee, I wondered why she wasn't returning my calls.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2009
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Guard (Grappling)

The guard as it's called in grappling disiplines such as Brazilian Jiu jitsu or Sambo; is where one lies on his back
holding his or her opponent's trunk with there legs.
From this position it is possible to attack your opponent
with joint locks, chokes,strikes or sweeps/reversals.
It also is possible for the person in the top position to effectivley strike inside the guard.
If you are taken to the ground with your opponent coming down on top of you. It might be best to assume a type of guard, instead of trying to turn your back to him or allowing him to fully mount you.
My opponent connects with a right hook knocking me off balance. Seizing his chance he charges and tackles me in an attempt to take me down and ground N pound me.
As we hit the ground I Close my legs tightly around his hips thus forming a closed Guard (Grappling). I cup the crown of his head with one arm and under hook his arm with my other. I suck him in close to me. By breaking down his posture I can better inhibit (But not take away) his ability to strike than if he had me fully mounted.
by Strider777 January 16, 2008
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