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Goonerbating

Masturbating for long periods often extending past 6 hours.

Goonerbaters normally have no social life because they masturbate for hours on end.
"K.Quigs missed class because he was having a goonerbating session with a heard of pig dools."

see "pig dool."
by Polyester Pigdool Patterson March 10, 2011
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gooner

a supporter of the London based football team, Arsenal FC
by Anthony Nguyen August 22, 2004
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ganerple

Connective tissue or cartilage bits, especially on chicken wings or drumsticks or in ground meat that is supposed to be free of hard, rubbery bits.
Eeeew, I just found ganerple in my hamburger.
by Shanthi April 23, 2010
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goaler

French Canadian expression for goalie, goaltender or goalkeeper.
Hostie mon gar, Martin Brodeur was the best goaler I ever saw.
by roundless January 30, 2015
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Goonery

An act of pure, unadulterated stupidity, where the goon in question runs the risk of losing social acceptance
Hetherington, this is another example of your goonery!
by The Goonid August 3, 2010
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gooner

A person who commits the act of gooning. In more extreme cases, many people choose to go so far with gooning, that they willingly develop a porn addiction and base their life around it. To them, porn is everything. There is no ultimatum greater than porn, and many even seek out other gooners just to discuss how amazing porn is, as their life spirals into complete depravity.

How someone goons to porn, and the process of forcing themselves to turning into a porn addict isn't wholly clear-cut; some prefer to refer themselves as a pornosexual. Gooners are often total weirdos with bragging about being addicted, and call pornstars goddesses.

Moral of the story: porn this, porn that, just do whatever pleases you, even if it means being a gooner.
Chad: *fapping to porn on 3 monitors*
Brad: *walks into the room* Hey Chad, the mail just came and- Oh my God, dude! That's disgusting, how long have you been doing this for?!
Chad: I woke up at 6 this morning, and I've been jerking off since, man.
Brad: Wait, what?! It's 3PM already!
Chad: I've become a gooner. All I want anymore is porn.
by Gilgabob February 1, 2019
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GOager

GOager; A name for someone who is at utmost poggers. Usually used for guys.
Random dude on the street: "The way GOager leaps off of rooftops and flips backwards to face the camera before falling into a headfirst dive is just full of the exaggerated swagger of a black teen."
Miles: "k"
by GOager November 27, 2020
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