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goalposting

Goalposting is a sex position in which one person lays on his or her back with two other people straddling. Named because of the horizontal and two uprights.
Dude, my girlfriend and her friend were drinking together when I got home and I convinced them to do some goalposting with me.
by Goalposter April 15, 2020
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goal post

A tattoo located on a girls lower back(tramp stamp) used as a marker for ejaculation when having sex doggie style.
"Dude, i was tapen it from behind and i tottally made it over the goal post."
by gothicprincess29 July 21, 2006
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Goal post

(n). The spoiler on the back of a souped up 4 cylinder car. Often bigger than the car itself.
Whoa. Did you see the size of that goal post on the back of that go kart on the interstate?
by boggler February 20, 2019
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Goalposting

Pretending to know something, but you don’t.
Stop goalposting, you wasn’t even there…
by Ol’Jawn October 17, 2025
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golpost

A big anus, one the size of a football goal, either type.
Damn son, your lover must have a golpost to take such a strapon.
by anonymous September 27, 2020
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field goal post

what happens when there is one person getting perryed from both sides. Much like the eifel tower, the end result of the field goal post looks like a field goal post
We made a field goal post last night and now i can't hear
by Yeah Tone January 6, 2008
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