gammon goalposts

a tasteful pseudonym for female genitalia.

I kicked my purple football straight between her gammon goal posts!

by darren hanson April 27, 2004

moving the goalposts

A fancy way of saying sabotage of what somebody is trying to get done, fucking with someone's life.

The dork would always start moving the goalposts whenever she started to get eaten alive at the game she created.

by The Original Agahnim November 11, 2021

Goalpost

when a girl fingers herself in pussy and ass, with index finger and ring finger, resembles a goalpost

by Blunt Man October 30, 2003

goalposting

Goalposting is a sex position in which one person lays on his or her back with two other people straddling. Named because of the horizontal and two uprights.

Dude, my girlfriend and her friend were drinking together when I got home and I convinced them to do some goalposting with me.

by Goalposter April 15, 2020

Goalposting

Pretending to know something, but you don’t.

Stop goalposting, you wasn’t even there…

by Ol’Jawn October 17, 2025