gnarbarometer

the gnarbarometer measures the level of gnarliness on any given day..... on a scale of 1 to ten, 1 being marmot basin and ten being "its on like donkey kong" you can measure the gnarliness before you go anywhere

"o man were going to jasper alberta and its only a one on the ganbarometer"
"were goin to revelstoke and the gnarbarometer is goin off, ITS ON LIKE DONKEY KONG"

by Team Karbon March 25, 2008

peepee gnarler

When a woman or man with gross beaver teeth bites into the penis of a person when they are giving them a blowjob.

SARAH: "What did u do last night?"
NICOLE: "I found out that I was a peepee gnarler."

by DrOk63 February 27, 2003

gnarlatron

Any person or thing that exceeds awesome or sick. Often referred to as uber gnarly or "gnarlatron."

"Dude, that trick was so gnarlatron!"
"That was so gnarlatron, I'm so uber stoked!"

by Ryan Pat Brown November 22, 2006

gnarlack

Someone or something of such disgusting quality that you want to vomit, or else scream Gnarlack Attack!, because it is just so horrible. Can apply to people, things, parts of people, or parts of the parts of people, or...anything else that's totally nar-nar.

Me-- Dude, look at that chick! She's totally gnarlack!

Jesse-- I know! Makes me want to chop my members off!

by Gnarlack Attack!!! June 11, 2006

Gnarler

A weight-challenged unattractive female.

Q: "Dude did you see Rikki Lake in Crybaby?"
A: "yeah bro, that bitch is a gnarler"

by Sean M. Lennon April 12, 2006

Gnarler

Someone who is gnarly.

PERSON A: That dude over there is a gnarler
PERSON B: I know i seen him kick the shit out of 3 guys that jumped him

by random gnarler March 14, 2005

gnargarita

An upside-down margarita which one gives to themselves.

Let's all just sit down and throw back some gnargaritas!

by Captain Bluebeard April 15, 2007