Glutin'

1. Hauling Ass; a reference to the gluteus maximus muscle aka "ass" in "hauling ass". 2. Moving at a very high rate of speed.

Q: How did you get here so quickly? A: Dude, we were glutin' the whole way!

Glutin' by International G April 4, 2009

Glutenoid

A person who can consume gluten.

I asked my glutenoid friend to try my new gluten-free recipe.

Glutenoid by Fickce4 March 18, 2010

Glutious flatosis 

A flat ass usualy white

Wow, stacy realy got a case of the Glutious flatosis

Glutious flatosis by I like ass - jo mama October 19, 2020

glutenous 

The fat filthy beast. The intake of slime and lard in ones temple they refer to as a body.

The soiled diapers and glutenous souls...the beasts time nears

glutenous by Gonzo Horse March 28, 2013

Glutionositackafixative 

A word that means sticky or attachable to certain items.

Sentence (Urban Dictionary style):
"Bro, don’t touch that slime! It’s totally glutionositackafixative—I’m still peeling my fingers apart from last time."

Glutionositackafixative by Fightpotato1908 July 29, 2025