glurg

Oops sorry -- Glurg is an real word. It actually has an umlaut over the 'u'. It is a holiday beverage served in the cold northern wastes of Scandinavia comprised of alcohol and fruits that have fermented in a crockery jug for weeks and weeks. Mildly sweet it is a hedge against the doldrums and bacterial infections passed on via kissing beneath the misseltoe or bundling blankets!

Will ye have a cup of glurg to ward off the cold?

by Bette June 24, 2006

glurg

a goop-like product which computerly challenged people feed from.

Need glurg nnnnnnnoooooooooowwwwwwwwwww.

by CJ ING October 16, 2004

glurge list

list of addresses for a glurge or chain letter

If I weren't on her glurge list, I'd never hear from her at all.

by Slumdog January 18, 2009

glurge

A person who enjoys smelling farts particularly thier own.

When I fart in bed, I like to pull the blanket over my head thus I am a glurge.

You fucking glurge, stop sniffing my ass.

OOHH that sure smells good, I am such a fucking glurge.

by Lusty L September 17, 2010

Glurg

This is rotten and disappointing, but not life-alteringly bad, news.

"Enjoy this beautiful Sunday, man."

"Thanks. I took a bike ride earlier but have to catch up on work this afternoon."

"Glurg."

by The Boogsterino September 22, 2024

Glurge

An excessively large intake of liquid, either finishing the vast majority of the drink, or finishing the drink completely.

Hey man can I get a quick glurge of that?

by UncleBensQuickRice September 8, 2016