glurg

Oops sorry -- Glurg is an real word. It actually has an umlaut over the 'u'. It is a holiday beverage served in the cold northern wastes of Scandinavia comprised of alcohol and fruits that have fermented in a crockery jug for weeks and weeks. Mildly sweet it is a hedge against the doldrums and bacterial infections passed on via kissing beneath the misseltoe or bundling blankets!

Will ye have a cup of glurg to ward off the cold?

by Bette June 24, 2006

glurg

a goop-like product which computerly challenged people feed from.

Need glurg nnnnnnnoooooooooowwwwwwwwwww.

by CJ ING October 16, 2004

glurge list

list of addresses for a glurge or chain letter

If I weren't on her glurge list, I'd never hear from her at all.

by Slumdog January 18, 2009

glurge

A person who enjoys smelling farts particularly thier own.

When I fart in bed, I like to pull the blanket over my head thus I am a glurge.

You fucking glurge, stop sniffing my ass.

OOHH that sure smells good, I am such a fucking glurge.

by Lusty L September 17, 2010

Glurge

An excessively large intake of liquid, either finishing the vast majority of the drink, or finishing the drink completely.

Hey man can I get a quick glurge of that?

by UncleBensQuickRice September 8, 2016

Glurg

This is rotten and disappointing, but not life-alteringly bad, news.

"Enjoy this beautiful Sunday, man."

"Thanks. I took a bike ride earlier but have to catch up on work this afternoon."

"Glurg."

by The Boogsterino September 22, 2024