Glumpy

For those occasions when you need a cross between glum and grumpy.

Jane was glumpy because standing in a pile of cat sick had ruined her new shoes.

by Kate Blogs January 31, 2009

glumpy

When a man receives oral sex while taking a dump.

That ho is so dirty, she even gave me a glumpy!

by tharper October 23, 2004

glumpy

to receive head while taking a shit

Darnell gives glumpys for 2 dollars.

by Frank April 8, 2005

glumpy

Term used to describe Kenneth Taylor.

Kenneth is glumpy.

by Nick Simpson September 12, 2003

glumphy

(adj) to be large and cumbersome, of awkward proportions

"Why do we have to keep that glumphy box the plasma came in??"

by Stephanie Jean November 2, 2007

Glumpy bunker

a slang and/or curse word that refers to people who feel depression, weep, or cry while having oral intercourse with their partner.

The man became a Glumpy bunker while giving a blow job.

by Ammuze December 14, 2009

Glumpy gimpy

The word for an unknown creature who causes extreme misfortune everywhere no matter how big or little

Man. I lost my phone. Must have been the glumpy gimpy.

by Alex the alien bunni! October 19, 2024