glowmophobia

The fear of glowsticks, light shows, and any other bright object often found at raves and nightclubs. Usually contracted after many jaded years of noodle wrestling and cuddle puddle jumping.

If Euphoria doesn't stop trying to give me a light show, I'm gonna develop a serious case of glowmophobia and have to call the Glowstalkas to carry his angel-winged embracing, non-drugged ass outta this noodlefest.

by m311b November 2, 2006

glassaphobia

Fear of Google Glass

"Why aren't you wearing Glass, Sergey?"
"Because I have glassaphobia.

by Xectron November 16, 2013

Glossophagia

The act of biting one's own tongue

I was eating a sandwich when painful glossophagia occurred, resulting in some bleeding. I didn't enjoy the rest of my sandwich.

by Mitch Ripley June 22, 2017

glockophobia

The fear a person encounter whenever a moving vehicle passes, a delivery boy is making a delivery and/or any person just looking at you. The fear is that tied to the thought that these persons or people may perform a driveby, stabbing or unleash some other fatality. Potential short term cures are shopping,peferalby online.

I cant get over this glockophobia because I am a doucche but when I hear cars pass I have to duck from the whizzing bullets over my head.

by itsjustme2k8 October 12, 2008

Glasstophobia

Fear of frosted glass - Frosted glass causes one to become physically ill.

Glasstophobia causes Emily to wet her pants when she comes near it.

by ajg1214 November 17, 2007

Globophobia

By far the stupidest and most pathetic fear in all the lands. (The fear of balloons and/or the popping of ballons)

I brought a handful of balloons to Jill's birthday party and she ran screaming. Her mother later told me she has globophobia.
PS. Bronze door knob

by The guy that did that thing November 12, 2014

glossphobic

commonly used when someone is being rude against glossy; a beloved libra (the only one acceptable)

stop being glossphobic zay

by vampsocks November 21, 2021