goobiezz

vagina booger; discharge that forms into a booger-like substance.

Girl1: OMFG!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!11!!!!!! The other day when I whent to Yolanda's house, I saw her dirty laundry and there was sooo0ooo00o0o0ooo much goobiezz that it looked like she pissed milk!! =@
Girl2: ewww!!!!!!!! hahaahaahaaaahahahahahah

by Lequisha January 26, 2008

Gloobenshmire

The cheesy substance that builds up in the space between youre ballsack and your asshole. The texture is similar to toe jam.

Robert: Damn dude, i got some major gloobenshmire going on here.
Ricky: Ewwwwww stay away from me man.... i dont wanna get all glooby.

by notyourmomsloverman September 27, 2011

goobie nack

any type of snack. you usually ask your grandparents for it

grandpa can i have a goobie nack?

by Esence of a dream September 27, 2020

glookies

a made up strain of marijuana commonly used by people with a very low iq

yo bro i just went to David’s and rolled up that glookies

by pussyboyeric October 18, 2020

Teenage Gloomies

When a teenager is feeling gloomy for one reason or another. Can deal with love, homework, or other typical teenage problems, like mood swings in general. Will usually pass in a couple days or less. Sometimes lasts longer, the bigger the issue.

Does not have to do with life-changing problems, like parents divorce, death of family members, etc.

Person 1: I was rejected, and now I am feeling sad. Am I getting depressed, like, seriously?

Person 2: No, you probably just have a case of Teenage Gloomies.


or

Person 1: Urgh, I can't control my feelings anymore! I'm going from sad to happy to sad again in a minute! Am I getting some sort of clinical depression?

Person 2: Nah, you just have a bad case of the Teenage Gloomies. It'll pass.

by pockymousie March 24, 2009

Gloopie

The shirt from hit game "Friday Night Funkin'" mod "NEW UPDATE!literally every fnf mod ever(vs bob)"'s antagonist:Bob, being in another mod titled "VS Bob and Bosip" in the new update featuring a crossover, in which Bob steals Bob from Bob and Bosip mod's identity, in the mod week "Bob Takeover", featuring Bob and other character from "NEW UPDATE!literally every fnf mod ever(vs bob)" named Ron.

gloopie!

by somebodywhooncetoldyoutheworld August 16, 2021

Globbie

A blowjob that ends with the male cumming in the female’s throat.

Guy 1: Did she end up giving you a gobbie?
Guy 2: Yeah, but it ended up being a globbie. I don’t think she minded though.

by TurtleManZ January 11, 2019