Glonk

Glonk-Noun- Does absolutely nothing and dies.

Person1- "Man she is such a Glonk."
Person2- "Excuse me?!"
Person1- "DID I STUTTER!?!"
Person2- *backs away slowly*

by WEEEB November 15, 2019

Glonk

To be useless and/or die.

Dylan! Stop glonking around!

by Not_Dylan1or2 February 27, 2019

Glonk

The sound a girl makes when a penis is rammed down her throat.

She was blowing me last night when I grabbed the back her head and shoved. She gagged like crazy and made a sound like, "Glonk! Glonk! Glonk!"

by Manbones June 9, 2010

Glonk

An ugly person.

You see that person over there? She's a total glonk.

by Thanos slong July 15, 2019

glonk

Someone who does absolutely nothing and dies

Also a lifestyle

I been in bed all day today what level of glonk is this ?? 🤠🤠

by ashyhoe August 20, 2018

glonk

The sound a Wookie makes.

Chewbacca glonked as he ran into battle.

by Kashyyyk January 13, 2008

glonk

A slang term for cum, specifically when it's in your hair.

Fuck there's glonk in my hair.

by st0nky February 25, 2020