Glong

The sticky residue left behind after failing in removing a sticker. Often seen as whitish in color, but with time it is common to turn more brownish and also loses its stickiness.

Person one: What happened to the sticker I put on your mirror?

Person two: I took it off. I'm just glad it didn't leave any glong behind. If it had I would have been pissed. That shit takes forever to come off.

by Lyston879 September 19, 2009

gonger

Generally used by hockey players, can be used to describe a person,place, thing, action or an occurance. Can be used in both positive and negative ways.


Stems from the saying "gong show"

A) Person- " Fuck did you see the way Jimmy played today?"
"yeah he looked like some kind of shithead gonger."

B) Place- "Hey is that new bar any good?"
"Naww its a fuckin gonger."

C) Thing- " Damn straight Amy sucked my Gonger last night"

D) Occurance- " Shit that party last night was a gonger!"

E) Action- " Yo man you want to come gonging with us tonight?"

by Simmons12 September 8, 2008

Glogged

The state of being so drunk that you need to get your stomach pumped.

yo he got so fucked in the other room, might be glogged

by FerretGod January 31, 2021

glonging

To collapse into your seat at the theater thereby hitting the knees of the unfortunate person behind you.

A dangerous practice that might cause you to be sued for personal injury.

Pronounced with a soft "g" in the middle, as in "plunging", "lounging", "fringed" and "margin".

"Hey, lady! Will you puh-leese stop glonging back into your seat? You're hurting my knees."

by maranathasoon August 21, 2019

Gonger putty

A mix of toilet paper, water and shit. It’s used as a weapon of mass destruction when thrown at unsuspecting foes. All you gotta do is throw it at your victim and let the blood curdling stench do the rest.

Jake: “Dude you stank! And why are you covered in shit?”
Nick: “Some chubby lard just biffed me with a juicy wad of gonger putty.”

by Pantysniffa5 January 20, 2021

Gonger

Strictly a hockey term used to describe a situation that was or could become out of control involving lots of dirty sluts and a lot of booze. This term is unknown to civilians outside the dressing room and is a word used with pride and class by some of the dirtiest hockey men alive. Strictly a class word.

"Fuck boys me and Stewy wheeled two broads last night and Stewy pissed on my broad while she was fingering Amy's asshole, it was a fucking Gonger and a half."

by katie December 3, 2003

Glone

The moment when two people happen to make eye contact, usually pausing for a moment and holding it while simultaneously yet privately think sensual/sexual thoughts. Could also be referred to as "that moment."

"I'm not certain, but I think my best friend and I experienced glone today."

by This Pegasus July 3, 2014