glockford

a hood ass place, also known as rockford, illinois. depending on where you are shit could go down.

there be so much narco shit goin down, we don’t live in rockford no mo’ we live in glockford

by queen hilfiger October 12, 2018

Floppy Glock

Floppy Glock is a term used to describe how fast a school shooters gun is moving. The shooter is moving so fast and popping so many caps in asses that the gun looks rubbery and is moving frantically as fellow student are being capped

Nick shot the school up on Monday and he was popping shots so fast he had a floppy Glock

by BenSpankin May 17, 2017

glonk

Someone who does absolutely nothing and dies

Also a lifestyle

I been in bed all day today what level of glonk is this ?? 🤠🤠

by ashyhoe August 20, 2018

Glockenspiel

1. A racist slur used by percussionists aimed towards other people but usually band kids

2. A percussion instrument with pitched metal bars arranged in a keyboard layout and is struck with a mallet to create sound, also known as bells

Can also be shorted to “glock”

Nerd 1: yo our band director is such being such a glockenspiel right now

Nerd 2: ayo that’s some racist shit man

by Extra Muscular Car January 1, 2023

Glock Dookie

The most obnoxious shit a nigga can use to rob a nigga or use in jail. It contains a bunch of weird ass shit in a bottle, cup, or mug. This also contains shit, cum, booty juice, and even more fucked up shit

Person 1: Yo I’m bout to make a glock dookie
Person 2: Your weird buddy

by Saan! May 5, 2022

glockglock 3000

To give someone some good head

did you do the nasty with jacob

yeah, i gave mans the glockglock 3000
that’s what’s up

by rich_nasle September 26, 2020

Glock Block

When an individual, with malicious intent or otherwise, does not allow you to play your glockenspiel.

A: "Wow that bitch wouldn't let my play my glockenspiel!"
B: "Dude, you totally got glock blocked!"

by mengohengo May 10, 2011