Glockenspiel 

The sexual act of receiving fellatio while firing off handguns or rifles wildly into the air, preferably on the beach, at sunrise.

"Dude, I totally got a glockenspiel this morning. Now I need to go buy more ammo."

Glockenspiel by JoeDissolvo August 30, 2011

Glockenspiel 

The practice of a man running his erect penis over another person's rib cage.

"I played that biatch like a glockenspiel"

Glockenspiel by Wizard Of Olz July 1, 2005

glockenspiel 

when you fuck a girl in the ass doggy style, while hooking her right nostril with your right pinky & poke her left eye with your left middle finger constantly, all while shouting "LET MY PEOPLE GO!"

damn son, I'd love to give her the glockenspiel

glockenspiel by toledo jones August 7, 2014

Glockenspiel 

A dick.

Ayo I've got a massive glockenspiel you know fam

Glockenspiel by istrokeurdadswilly March 9, 2022

Glockenspiel 

Reference to the male sex organs as a whole (aka the males reproductive organ)

Do you shave your glockenspiel?

Glockenspiel by 1p4life October 27, 2012

Glockenspiel 

Artist formally known as Luke Keun, and just the coolest word in the world

Glockenspiel rocked the hizzouse

Glockenspiel by Glockenspiel January 18, 2005

glockenspiel 

something you say when you're trying to sell someone a glocken

i didn't expect a damn glockenspiel

glockenspiel by valleyman December 13, 2003